Wednesday, November 12, 2008

The ten commandments of Mr. Right



Mr. Right
My perfect man... who is he? What is he... why is he so perfect? Here's A few traits about the man I've always thought of as my dream guy...!

1. He is very corrupted - So corrupted he's a bad influence on me
2. He is bad - Goes a long with the first but he lives trouble, raves breaking rules
3. He is very dirty - Duh, in bed especially
4. He's rough - He likes to fight, "brawl', throw down, he's so tough and has a lot of respect from other men because he's so ballsy
5. His bigger and stronger than me - Its not that I can't defend myself, I'm more than capable of doing that. But he really needs to be able to knock people out when they piss me off or disrespect me. I shouldn't even have to ask, it should just happen and I try to talk him out of it but he doesn't listen. And I want him stronger because I want to look up to him, not down.
6. Yes, we fight - I know it sounds crazy but I love to argue with people. I want us to be able to call each-other names like "you little shit" or "fuck face", and laugh about it. I want to love him, even when I hate him.
7. He's charming - Even when I'm infuriated at him all he has to do a flash his white smile and I'm over it, in love more than I was before. And i get more pissed.
8. He's very romantic - Makes me dinner, takes me on dates, buys me things, treats me to things
9. The look - He looks like a bad boy. Hot tattoos and very masculine clothes and attitude. Not a sloppy dresser but a good simple one. I really like it when guys wear black skater clothes, like from the Famous brand, and baggy jeans, clean shoes, sexy cologne, nice hair cut god....
10. Trust - BE honest with me. Don't try to hide things I really hate that. Don't confuse me, I love the truth even when it hurts. And trust me, don't make me stay at home all night while you go to the bars.

So, there's my Mr. Right... I haven't really found a guy like this yet. Honestly I don't think I ever will. But right now I'm not even looking for a relationship. I don't want to date anyone or anything. I just got out of a very rocky relationship over the Summer and since then its left me feeling very empty and used. Now every guy I meet has to suffer because of what he did to me.
Oh well...

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