Boys, boys boys...

Boy don't try to front... I know just what you are

Some are naughty, some are nice. Some are mean and some are polite. Some boys suck, some boys rock. Some boys are all talk, others actually walk.

Seriously, out of everything in this world I could have liked why did it have to be boys? They're smelly, stupid and gross. I've had so many bad experiences with them and so little good ones, but it's the good ones that really make up for it.

I thought I wanted a bad boy at first, if you read my "Ten Commandments to Mr. Right". Yeah, I was wrong. I finally met "Mr. Right" and found out he wasn't right for me after all. Bad boys are hot but bad.

Men have two heads but the ones I've met only seem to think with the one that's closest to the floor. Honestly is sex all that important? Don't get me wrong sex is great, really great but you have a hand. Damn, use it!

Anyway, I was in this sort of relationship over the summer. It started off rocky and ended cold and hard as stone. In five days. I haven't been with anyone since then. No relationships or hookups and it has made my life so much easier. But there are options out there. I'm not looking for any but I always seem to run into them. And they always seem to fuck it up.

Heres a good thing to know boys: if you like some one don't tell them about your sex life before you even get to know them. I will seriously puke, and run away. You think Road Runner was fast, wait till you see me jet for the door.

Guys aren't honest. It's not like they lie but they don't tell the whole truth. It drives me crazy... I hate it when I can't trust the guy I care about. Or anyone. I'm sure there's good guys out there, I just haven't met any yet. Come on, is it that hard to be a good, stable person?

I wish I was into bestiality. Then I could train my dog and not have to worry about a damn thing. You can't train a boy, they're to stupid and to... manly. Okay, I don't really wish that but... damn this is aggravating.

I love myself, my mind soul and body. It's taken me a long time to get to that point and I'm not throwing myself out there for a man who can't respect those qualities in me and himself. Maybe I'll never be with anyone again, maybe my hand will be my lover for ever but you know what, at least that way I wont have the urge hack some one up with a machete.

Phwew... well back to my news story!